More Nicknames Decoded - from the last blog of Fake IPL Player

One more Blog from the Fake IPL Player, and few more trademark names! I have decoded them, and are as follows:

• Boy George: Joy Bhattacharya, for sure. He is the ‘Team Director’ of the KKR, responsible for team management. All he manages therefore is to throw some management jargons from time to time, and do some blogging for KKR website.
  B.t.w, guess what’s the academic qualification of Joy Bhattacharya? He is a Maths graduate, and has done his Masters in Computer Application from Jadavpur University.
  According to USA based IT expert Vivek Dwivedi, the language used in ‘fakeiplplayer’ blog and its style-sheet suggests that it’s not something done by a common cricketer. The Blogger has decent knowledge of information technology and that’s why he hasn’t used any gadget that can reveal his identity.If the Blogger truely is from the KKR team, then Joy Bhattacharya seems to be the most qualified of the lot!!! This is just a food for thought.
• Gilly Danda: Seems ‘Danda’ is derived from ‘Dinda’..which makes Ashoke Dinda as our Man .. err ..sorry..Knight, in question.
• Little Sister: What makes Fake IPL Player blogs so special is his ability to throw up little hints at ‘masala’ stuff from time to time. Sheikh (Shane Warne).. “settling for Little Sister. It's not known yet whether the issue has been nailed or not.” Haha… No doubt Little Sister is Shamita Shetty, sister of Shilpa Shetty alias Big Sister
• Mangal Pandey: LR Shukla is the only man left out. So its a choice by elimination and not selection. I am not sure what made Fake IPL Player name his that, apart from a few hints that he fancies himself as skipper for the next season!
• Style Bhai: This has to be Murali Kartick. The choice is for two reasons: (i)Style Bhai is a spinner, as evident from the Fake IPL Player’s blog (ii) He is a heck of a stylist, with ear studs et al.

Nicknames Contd.

I have unravelled the mystery of some more nicknames used by the mysterious blogger, Fake IPL Player. The are as usual utterly hilarious and apt. Listing them down again alphabetically with my own explanation.

• Akram Azam: Kamran Akram
• Baja of Baroda: Anshuman Gaekwad: Is it because he hails from Baroda? Not sure
• Bevda Team: The Royal Challengers Bangalore: The owner a daaru wala ... and his team, full of bewdas (bevda)!!
• Big Mac: The BIG Mathew Hayden ...
• Bookha Naan: Buchanan - A loser Man!! Don’t want to waste my words on him
• Chatterjee Kaaku: The Old Uncle from the Ad posted by the KKR (Kolkata Knight Riders) Team where he says ‘Tum Bhi Jeetoge’... perhaps the lone soul .. hoping for a KKR win!
• Chintu Singh: Anureet Singh: Is Chintu his probable nick name? Cute name
• Ganji Hanger: Sanjay Bangar - Hanger and Banger does sound similar, doesn’t they? And Ganji Hanger, well perhaps I am not aware if a dedicated Ganji (vest) hanger exists and even if it does, it would surely be the most odd piece of furniture in one’s room
• Joker: Chang (The nepali guy) who was Indian Idol host... b.t.w. what is he doing here...hosting reality shows, along with Saddy Babe?
• Little Monster: Sachin Tendulkar: Aptly named!! Our very own little Monster (Master)
• Peter Ka Beta: Kevin Pietersen?
• RDB: Ha! .. thats the prime suspect .. Randeep Bose who many think is the real person hiding behind the name “Fake IPL Player”! (I shall dedicate a full post in the honour of our prime suspect)
• Shakespeare: Akash Chopra: Remember the famous dialogue, “et tu Brutus?”.. Had Shakepeare written it today, the dialogue could have probably been .. “Bloody Shahrukh”... Akash Chopra has an old classical style of playing... and in today’s era of 20-20 fast modern cricket he truly looks like having hailed from the Shakespearean era
• Sheegra Patan: ‘Patan’ seems to be derived from Pathan. And Yusuf Pathan doesn’t generally believe in hanging on the 22 yards for too long. He scores fast and falls fast as well. So rightly name as Sheegra Patan (Fast Fall).

So thats all the names i could list down as of now. Happy Blogging.