More Nicknames Decoded - from the last blog of Fake IPL Player

One more Blog from the Fake IPL Player, and few more trademark names! I have decoded them, and are as follows:

• Boy George: Joy Bhattacharya, for sure. He is the ‘Team Director’ of the KKR, responsible for team management. All he manages therefore is to throw some management jargons from time to time, and do some blogging for KKR website.
  B.t.w, guess what’s the academic qualification of Joy Bhattacharya? He is a Maths graduate, and has done his Masters in Computer Application from Jadavpur University.
  According to USA based IT expert Vivek Dwivedi, the language used in ‘fakeiplplayer’ blog and its style-sheet suggests that it’s not something done by a common cricketer. The Blogger has decent knowledge of information technology and that’s why he hasn’t used any gadget that can reveal his identity.If the Blogger truely is from the KKR team, then Joy Bhattacharya seems to be the most qualified of the lot!!! This is just a food for thought.
• Gilly Danda: Seems ‘Danda’ is derived from ‘Dinda’..which makes Ashoke Dinda as our Man .. err ..sorry..Knight, in question.
• Little Sister: What makes Fake IPL Player blogs so special is his ability to throw up little hints at ‘masala’ stuff from time to time. Sheikh (Shane Warne).. “settling for Little Sister. It's not known yet whether the issue has been nailed or not.” Haha… No doubt Little Sister is Shamita Shetty, sister of Shilpa Shetty alias Big Sister
• Mangal Pandey: LR Shukla is the only man left out. So its a choice by elimination and not selection. I am not sure what made Fake IPL Player name his that, apart from a few hints that he fancies himself as skipper for the next season!
• Style Bhai: This has to be Murali Kartick. The choice is for two reasons: (i)Style Bhai is a spinner, as evident from the Fake IPL Player’s blog (ii) He is a heck of a stylist, with ear studs et al.