A quick reference index of the most innovative Names!

One thing is for sure about the Fake IPL Player .. he has astounding ability to come up with abosutely innovative names of fictious characters with resounding similarities to the real life icons and a Disclaimer of course!!
Here in the Blog, I shall first list down all the names used by him and possible reasons of naming .. with a Disclaimer of course that "ALL NAMES REFERRED HERE ARE BASED ON ANALOGIES DRAWN FROM THE CONTENT OF THE BLOG FAKEIPLPLAYER.BLOGSPOT.COM"

Well here we go alphabetically:

• Appam Chuthiya: Sreeshanth – The first part ‘Appam’ refers to a Mallu .. the second part to perhaps refer to his character in the views of the Fake IPL Player
• Badshah Dildo: Shahrukh – Well we all know him as Bollywood Badshah, but badshah dildo? U must allow creative freedom to bloggers
• Bangla Tiger: Mashrafe Mortaza from Bangladesh or Bangla!
• Big Sister: Who else other than the Winner of the hyped reality show Big Brother – Shilpa Shetty
• Bublie: Preity (Pretty) Zinta – self explained :)
• Calypso King: Chris Gayle – Really looks like a King from Carribean Islands
• Coachie: Buchanon – Pretty obvious
• Hawai Chappal: Greg Chappel (Chappal) – Hawai is perhaps to highlight that whatever Greg Chappel said/ says is all in “Hawa” .. nothing concrete
• John Wrong: John Wright (Right) .. use of paradox
• Junta Tormentor: Ajantha Mendis – Not sure if by Junta he meant players or spectators .. for spectators he is surely a Junta Treat .. for opposition players he can surely be one hell of a tormentor
• Kaan molu: Ajit Agarkar - Is it for his large ears tempting the beholders to give them a twist?
• Kishen Kanhaiya: Ravi Shashtri, perhaps for his much rumoured flirting kissas!
• Little John: Ishant Sharma who is not ‘Little’ at all!
• Lordie: Saurav Ganguly – perhaps because he has an Lord like attitude as well as associate with Lords very fondly. Who would forget his shirt waving histrionics at the Lord’s balcony or his century at test debut
• Meera Bhai: Harbhajan – Bhai is derived from Bhajji perhaps
• Mr.Batlivala: King of Bottles – Vijay Malya
• Pedophile Priest: Adam Gilchrist – Seems likely, but not sure what made Fake IPL Player give this name!
• Phoren Babas: The Support Staff of KKR – Mathew Jones perhaps
• Prince Charles of Patiala: Yuvraj Singh – A modern Punjabi with a princely attitude!
• Ram: VVS Laxman – Adopted perhaps after Lord Ram’s mythological bro – “Laxman”
• Sheikh: Shane Warne – His rumoured desire to build a 'harem' for himself!!

Oops that a long list, that provide only some of the names. Shall provide facts to explain how the Fake IPL Player misguided all of us into his own version of illusions, in the next blog!

Till then Tata.