Nicknames Contd.

I have unravelled the mystery of some more nicknames used by the mysterious blogger, Fake IPL Player. The are as usual utterly hilarious and apt. Listing them down again alphabetically with my own explanation.

• Akram Azam: Kamran Akram
• Baja of Baroda: Anshuman Gaekwad: Is it because he hails from Baroda? Not sure
• Bevda Team: The Royal Challengers Bangalore: The owner a daaru wala ... and his team, full of bewdas (bevda)!!
• Big Mac: The BIG Mathew Hayden ...
• Bookha Naan: Buchanan - A loser Man!! Don’t want to waste my words on him
• Chatterjee Kaaku: The Old Uncle from the Ad posted by the KKR (Kolkata Knight Riders) Team where he says ‘Tum Bhi Jeetoge’... perhaps the lone soul .. hoping for a KKR win!
• Chintu Singh: Anureet Singh: Is Chintu his probable nick name? Cute name
• Ganji Hanger: Sanjay Bangar - Hanger and Banger does sound similar, doesn’t they? And Ganji Hanger, well perhaps I am not aware if a dedicated Ganji (vest) hanger exists and even if it does, it would surely be the most odd piece of furniture in one’s room
• Joker: Chang (The nepali guy) who was Indian Idol host... b.t.w. what is he doing here...hosting reality shows, along with Saddy Babe?
• Little Monster: Sachin Tendulkar: Aptly named!! Our very own little Monster (Master)
• Peter Ka Beta: Kevin Pietersen?
• RDB: Ha! .. thats the prime suspect .. Randeep Bose who many think is the real person hiding behind the name “Fake IPL Player”! (I shall dedicate a full post in the honour of our prime suspect)
• Shakespeare: Akash Chopra: Remember the famous dialogue, “et tu Brutus?”.. Had Shakepeare written it today, the dialogue could have probably been .. “Bloody Shahrukh”... Akash Chopra has an old classical style of playing... and in today’s era of 20-20 fast modern cricket he truly looks like having hailed from the Shakespearean era
• Sheegra Patan: ‘Patan’ seems to be derived from Pathan. And Yusuf Pathan doesn’t generally believe in hanging on the 22 yards for too long. He scores fast and falls fast as well. So rightly name as Sheegra Patan (Fast Fall).

So thats all the names i could list down as of now. Happy Blogging.